
To: Sandy the Mosquito
710 Sesame Street, Tainan, Taiwan
Dear Sandy the Mosquito, you have stayed in my room for 2 weeks. How do you like it?
My room is too clean and neat for you to stay. Could you please find another place to stay?
If you don’t want to move, could you not drink my blood?
I will show you a nice place where you can fly free and rest.
Let’s go to my sister’s room. You will like it there. Her room is smelly.
The music she likes is the same sound as you make.
You will find things you like and you can stay there as long as you want. You can also invite your friends over there, too.
You must be careful. She has an aquarium with frogs and toads inside. The fattest frog’s name is Chubby. His favorite food are mosquitoes.
Kelly the Spider is always waiting on her web. Her favorite food are mosquitos, too.
Why am I telling you to move as soon as possible? My dad has Raid Protector in the kitchen. He’s ready to spray my room.
My mom has 3 Electric Mosquito zappers. I am sure I will have one in my room.
Don’t be sad. The world is much bigger than my room. You will be happy and free.
Also I have looked up the Chinese Lunar Calendar tomorrow anternoon is the best time for you to move. I’m sure you mill appreciate and thank me for this.
Take care
Your roommate Ki Ki
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